"Jesus Christ that Novak Djokovic is really starting to piss me off," shouted one European Tour player at the back of the Ford Transit Minibus transporting the poorest of the poor players (and all the caddies) from Holland to Italy for this week's Tour event.

It was a sentiment echoed by many on the 500 kilometre journey South.

"Novak the Slovak can f*ck right off if he thinks he is taking up golf and coming on our Tour, the smug little c*nt," said another player who has developed an irrational hatred of the Serbian who just disappointed the entire world by beating Roger Federer at the US Open.

"There are no indications that Mr Djokovic is about to take up golf on a professional basis but we are monitoring the situation," said European Tour CEO Keith Belley.

More as it emerges.

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