Autograph hunters and fans hoping to doorstep Rory McIlroy for an autograph at this week's Tour Championship in Dubai may have to think again after it was revealed the World Number Two is beefing up his security detail.

In a statement released yesterday on his website, McIlroy's management revealed he has employed Ireland Fittest Family, "The Daverns" to act as his personal bodyguards.

"We're gonna go like a bah ouhha hell to protect Rory ouh in Dubai, so we are," firefighter and spokesman for the fearsome family Michael Sr told local reporters at the family gym in Mullingar this morning. "And sure if we fail,  whah abou hid.  We'll just come back next year and do hid all over again. Sure who'll stop us."
McIlroy's deal with The Daverns, thought to be the region of five trailer loads of whey protein and a two tonne bag of calf nuts a week, is believed to run until the end of the 2016 season.

Join the GolfCentralDaily community on Facebook Here and on Twitter Here.
Share To:


Uncensored, independent, inside the ropes Tour golf news and spoofs from the world's best golf blog!

Post A Comment:

0 comments so far,add yours