I though this was absolutely brilliant. Apologies in advance if you've seen it before!

Rory McIlroy enters a bar in America, but instead of finding people swarming all over him he struggles to find acceptance.

When he tries to explain who he is and what he does to a young woman she turns to him and delivers the killer line "Do you know how dry my vagina is right now? It's like a cracker."

Top class by Matthew Rasku!

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