Donald Trump may be having success in wooing the disaffected American vote, but let's face it, he hasn't a snowballs chance in hell of beating Hilary Clinton into the White House.

Or has he?

In his latest comedy episode Donald indicated that when he's done with the Muslims, he has his eye firmly on Scotland.  Those ungrateful quilt wearing bastards led by Braveheart herself Nicola Sturgeon just have no appreciation for the charitable hundreds of millions Donald has so kindly given them.

Sturgeon has only gone and stripped Donald of all the business accolades previously afforded to him and even took back one of one of those meaningless honorary degrees.

Trump said, and I quote, along with some pointing

“If they – Nicola Sturgeon and RGU – were going to do this, they should have informed me prior to my major investment in this £200million development, which will totally revitalise that vast region of Scotland,” Trump wrote in the Aberdeen Press and Journal.
“I have done so much for Scotland, including building Trump International Golf Links, Scotland, which has received the highest accolades, and is what many believe to be one of the greatest golf courses anywhere in the world,” he wrote.
“Additionally, I have made a significant investment in the redevelopment of the iconic Turnberry Resort, which will have massive ballrooms, complete room refurbishments, a new golf course and a total rebuilding of the world famous Ailsa course to the highest standards and specifications of the Royal & Ancient,” he said.

We dinnee give a shite Mester Trump. Yer oot!

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