New Dad Danny Willett is in a race against time to take his place in next week's Masters field.

After 14 hours of agonising labour his wife Nicole issued a statement to her husband from the maternity ward of Hospital this morning.

"If you think Danny leaving me holding the baby and heading off on a golfing holiday with the lads next week in America you have another thing coming.  That cot he bought flat packed in Ikea "to save a few quid" is still lying inside the door of the bedroom in the box.  He promised he would have it assembled and that was six months ago. No cot, no America.
The next thing is the steriliser for this baby's bottles. We need one.  Throwing everything into the kettle and boiling it just wont do.
Lastly there's the issue of dirty nappies. Danny hasn't changed one yet and this child is passing more shite than comes out of Colin Montgomerie's mouth.  Roll your sleeves up darling, get your pampers, wipes and talc" and maybe we can do a deal.

More as it emerges.

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