Joost Luiten phones home from the TaylorMade Tour Truck after his ordeal.
Dutch golf star Joost Luiten is recovering this morning after being discovered naked and confused, in what has been described as a "Hangover" movie style incident, outside the TaylorMade Tour Truck at the China Open.

The world number 61 was discovered by TaylorMade staff coming into work at 6am cowering under the mobile club fitting rig in a dishevelled and near hypothermic state.

"Yesh it does not go well in my brain cage dish morning'" Luiten told reporters after. "Yesh last night-time I wash shitting in a Cashino having fun. I wash toshing off my load of chips all over the playsh then deesh little Chinese men are jumping on my body and tugging. It wash not making a shmiling on my face.  Nexsht thing I am waking here without the clothing on my corpse with my nuts like the monkey who ish manufactured from the brassh. I am not knowing what ish going on?"

Luiten, who was unhurt in the incident, was given a beer by TM Tour staff and the lend of a mobile phone to contact concerned relatives in Holland before heading out to play his first round.

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