Vandals have defaced a golf course at a Hilton Hotel in Hampshire by etching a penis and accompanying testicles in one of its greens.  The shlong and sack set are so big they can be seen from space.

The cock and balls and second abandoned cock can be seen on Google Maps.

An outline of another penis can also be spotted close to the finished penis on the Boundary Lakes Course at the Hilton at The Ageas Bowl Southampton.  It's thought the vandals started work on that second penis but abandoned after realizing they wouldn't have enough green left to fit in the testicles without the whole lot looking stubby.

Here it is on Google Maps.

Police have been able to track down the vandals to they believe to be sex starved young women.

The installation is thought to have been dug out using spades.

More as it emerges.


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