The Ryder Cup trophy is still missing this morning after being stolen in broad daylight during a press photoshoot in Paris yesterday, according to French Police.

European Captain Thomas Bjorn, who was holding the iconic trophy at the time, was said to be in a state of shock after it was snatched from high above by someone lurking on top of the Arc de Triomphe.

Thomas Bjorn Ryder Cup Funny Pic
The moment the Ryder Cup was stolen yesterday. If you look carefully the perpetrator can be spotted high above. 

"Jesus Christ Jim Furyk is going to kill me," Bjorn said after. "I asked him could I borrow the trophy for the day and told him I'd mind the damn thing with his life. He's going to flip."

Witnesses described the robber as a thin black assassin lady approximately six foot five inches in height dressed like someone from the 80's.

Police have ruled out terrorism from their enquiries and now believe the on-the-run psychopathic highly intelligent ex-KGB superhuman Max Zorin may be behind the plot.

More as it emerges.

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