Rory McIlroy's girlfriend Erica Stoll is being comforted by friends after discovering the luxurious warm chocolate bath she found in her hotel room was not actually warm chocolate.

Rory's McIlroy's girlfriend Erica Stoll is being comforted by friends this morning after discovering the luxurious warm chocolate bath she found on returning to her hotel room in Mexico last evening, was not actually warm chocolate.

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"Why is there sweetcorn in the chocolate bath?" Erica asked herself before suddenly realising... 

Stoll is spending the week with McIlroy in Mexico City as he competes in this week's World Golf Championship event.

After a day out shopping with the girls, it is believed Stoll mistakenly thought that fiancee Rory had done something really nice and arranged an ultra expensive warm chocolate bath in the couples luxury suite to sooth her tired muscles.

In actual fact, McIlroy, suffering from unpredictable and explosive bouts of diarrohea following some dodgy Mexican food the evening before, had raced back to the hotel room midway through his first round, and turned to the bath instead of the toilet in panic to ensure less blowback and potentially soiling his white trousers.

The moment of realisation came as Stoll rolled around in the bath and discovered what appeared to be sweetcorn in the chocolate mix.

More as it emerges.

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