Paul Dunne turned up for the Dunhill Links Pro Am at St Andrews this morning wearing only a smile and a pair of underpants after three days solid celebrating his British Masters victory in the pub.

Paul Dunne arriving for the Dunhill Links Pro Am this morning.

"Hows the craic lads! Are we all well and happy," Dunne said shaking hands with his KPMG Pro-Am partners.

"Ah Jaysus lads that was some session," Dunne told his global KPMG director sponsors on the first tee. "What day is it anyways? Lets see. Meself, Darren my caddie, Lowry, Padraig and Johneen Dempster the flute went out for a few quiet pints Sunday night and next thing Harrington the bastard ordered a round of Baby Guinness. Well Christ that kicked it off rightly. We had an awful scatter of bombs and a rake of Fat Frogs and next thing some lad is waking me up for the Pro-Am. Cat altogether! Where's Reynolds the yid with me clubs? Wait till I get a hould of him!"

Here's Dunne as he approached the tee box.


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