Gym goers at the Jumeirah Beach Hotel in Dubai this morning recounted running for their lives after Rory McIlroy apparently went into a fit of rage during a training session. 

"I was just there pretending to do some jogging on the treadmill and looking in the mirror when I noticed something wrong with Rory," said 23 year old vacationing model Princess Imogen Arabella Porter Price who happened to be in the gym at the time. "After lifting this really big heavy weight, Rory shouted "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" then went all quiet. Next thing his pupils had fixed and dilated and he turned green, bursting out of his clothes. He just stood there roaring loudly and flexing his muscles. I couldn't understand a word of what he was saying, it might have been in Northern Irish. There was just me and about a dozen other women in the gym at the time; we all just ran for our lives. He was going berserk"
CCTV at the hotel captured this image.

McIlroy was found approximately two and a half hours later, naked and confused in a skip at the back of the hotel claiming to have no recollection of what happened.  Hawaiian detectives are currently on their way to Dubai to investigate.
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