Still carrying the scars from his 'robbery and beating' just outside a knocking shop in Hawaii two weeks ago, Robert Allenby is this morning preparing for a return to the island to face one final round of questioning from investigators in a last ditch attempt to uncover the truth about what happened him. 

Hawaiian police working the case have enlisted the services of Wonder Woman and her Golden Lasso Of Truth to solve the mystery.  Allenby will have the lasso played loosely around his midriff this afternoon by Wonder Woman, better known by locals as Princess Diana of Themyscira,  making him unable to say anything except the absolute truth.

Police, who according to sources, privately believe Allenby got the shit kicked out of him for being cheeky and messy in the Club Femme Nu whorehouse, have exhausted all other possibilities to prove their theory save turning to the Lasso forged by the god Hephaestus from the Golden Girdle of Gaea.

Wonder Woman arrived on the island last night in the guise of Diana Prince.  Allenby will fly in from Phoenix when he misses the cut.

More as it emerges.

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