What the hell has happened to Bruce Critchley? Have the Sons Of Anarchy taken him away on a one way trip?  I'm watching Sky Sports coverage of the Dubai Desert Classic and instead of seeing The Colonel maintaining a stiff upper lip and talking his unique brand of bollox, my ears have been abused by his charming sense talking replacement, Nick Dougherty.

I pay my subscription fee. I want clubs to be referred to as niblicks and mashies, I want every country described in terms of when it was an English colony, I want the price of a dog license in old money and I demand to be lorded over.

Bring back Bruce, this is out of order.  
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