I think this could officially be the single most terrible thing Bubba Watson has ever done. He has turned up at the 3 minute mark on YouTube on a "Christian rap" song by a guy called KB, who's obviously too embarrassed to provide his full name.

Fair play to Ryan Ballangee for figuring the sh*te Bubba is spitting!

Let me talk about how I'm supposed to be at a Christmas party right now, but y'all keep keepin' me in here. My wife's not gonna let me be on fleek if y'all don't hurry up.
Bubba Wats on the mic now.
Can a golfer spit a rhyme?
Not a gangsta rapper, but my caddie got a knife.
KB need a verse,
Told him ain't nothin' to it.
Everybody ask me why, I just look 'em in the eye and say
I'm a just do it
Country boy from the panhandle
No golf lessons, just God's blessin's
Ain't nothin' He can't handle,
Left-handed, funny swing,
Driver's pink, ain't nothin' to me.
Got two Masters, a double major
But just one Master, our Savior.

God help us all.

Anyway everyone knows this is the definite Christian song! 8 million YouTube hits!

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