President of the ECB Anders Hansen met with officials in emergency session this morning after a Game Of Thrones episode aired last night in which apparently no major character was killed off.

The news came as a shock to officials in Frankfurt who had gathered to watch Season 5 Episode 6 expecting to see at least one established name meet a gory and unholy demise.

"This is not the way we like to conduct business," Hansen told a packed news conference. "The strength of the Eurozone and the single currency against the Dollar depends on the quantitative culling of Thrones characters.  I really don't care if it's Ramsay Bolton or Reek or even Jon Snow himself but somebody needs to get dead quick. I think now we all need to take a step back and reflect.  Hopefully there will be unmerciful carnage next week."

More as it emerges.

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