Tension was high today as several Tour players were forced to break off their practice routine to turn around and congratulate a complete knob who won recently.

The recent winner, who cannot be named for legal reasons, but who is universally regarded as an absolute prick, graciously accepted the insincere congratulations of his fellow players with less of a smug grin than normal and raising his hand limply in their general direction.

"Nobody ever thought he would win so it's great for him," said one player implying that nobody ever thought he would win because he's been out here 15 years and been such an abhorrent c*nt to everybody for every second of it. 

"Thanks guys" said the recent winner, before telling an 18 year old rookie to "get the f*ck out" of the practice area he wanted to use.


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