A bus carrying at least 50 sluts has overtuned en route to the Wyndham Champhionsip causing a major slut spillage onto the streets.  News that Tiger Woods may be playing in next week's event resulted in the bus of sluts being hastily scrambled without first checking its road worthiness.

"Thankfully nobody was hurt in the incident," said Wyndham tournament director Chuck Breezer. "It's all systems go here ahead of Tiger's arrival. It's such a bonus to have him in our dead duck tournament. Look I've just creamed myself!" 
Here's the news report of the incident.




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