Officials from the losing Team USA Walker Cup side last night branded as "cheating" the unveiling of Jose Mourinho as the secret weapon behind Great Britain and Ireland's victory.

"We decided to bring Jose in a few weeks back and he's been awesome," Captain Nigel Edwards said. "Straight away he changed the way we play. Jose put Hurley and Chesters at the back, the skinny blonde lad down the flank and the ginger ninja up front. We immediately got some serious bite."

After posing for photos with the winning team yesterday, Mourinho played down his role in the victory.

"I am Champion, I am winner," he said. "This is reason my Chelsea doing so bad. I have given my heart, my sole, my being to this Walker Cup. What can I say? I am Champion."

More as it emerges.

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