Just one day after Kermit the Frog unveiled his new girlfriend Denise, his jilted former partner Miss Piggy was reportedly seen getting into a vehicle with Tiger Woods after a night's heavy drinking.

According to sources Miss Piggy and Woods spent over four hours drinking Jack Daniels and snorting loudly in a private booth at the plush Zoo Bar in downtown Orlando after meeting at a Macy's event earlier that evening.

The now pension age star of the Muppet Show later tweeted "Haven't had good porking in 40 yrs but gonna get me Tiger meat tonight! #kermitspawnofsatan."

Speaking as an orifice for Woods, Notably Gay told the Golf Channel that Tiger was extremely grateful for the shag.

More as it emerges.

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