Following weeks of speculation in the Narcos world, it seems certain now that Camilo Villegas will not be taking over as leader of Colombia's largest cocaine cartel.

"I've just spoken with Camilo and his refusal is very bad news indeed," said Rodrigo Fernandez Lopez lawyer for the MedellĂ­n cartel at a hastily arranged press conference. "The bosses had identified in him the kind of arrogant intense semi crazed look needed to take over this very demanding and frankly quite stressful role. And what with the whole golf thing not going so great anymore, the guys thought this might make a nice change. They are not going to be pleased.  I'm just off to tell them now and I may not be back. Ever. Thanks a bunch."

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