King Felipe VI of Spain today invoked special powers forcing the government to launch an inquiry into why Rafa Cabrera Bello failed to win a golf tournament, even after it didn't involve him having to play on a Sunday.

The Spaniard had to settle for a tie for second after Branden Grace bested him by two shots at the Qatar Masters

Cabrera Bello suffers a rare nervous condition called filldepantsia, which causes him to defecate violently in his trousers on Sundays.

 "It cost me a bloody fortune to convince the European Tour to host an event that doesn't involve a Sunday" King Felipe said. "Now I'm going to have to up the price of petrol by 10 cents a litre to get it back."

More as it emerges.

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