Sweden's Prime Minister Stefan Lofven this morning announced two days of National "Not looking so bloody serious about everything" in honour of Henrik Stenson's Open Championship win.

The Swedish people have been looking even more pissed off than normal ever since the average working day was increased to six hours in January.

"To celebrate Henrik's win we are allowing the Swedish people three smiles each a day for a period of two days," Prime Minister Lofven told reporters this morning. "Just a note, smiles are non-transferrable between family members and we'll have the police on the streets checking and making arrests." 

Despite having some of the best looking women in the world, Sweden remains the most serious country on Earth according to the latest Dour Nations index, ranking it just above Syria and Finland.  Experts believe reasons for the unhappiness may include all those good looking women realising how good looking they are and acting like complete bitches and the fact that it's f*cking freezing cold 99% of the time.

More as it emerges.

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