ISIS. Big PGA Tour fans.
A SPOKESPERSON for the Islamic State terrorist organisation ISIS has issued a statement in which it has refused to recognise Jim Furyk's 58 at the Traveler's Championship as a record.

"Look it doesn't really count because it was on a par 70 and I'll put a Jihad on anyone's ass who disagrees," said the masked terrorist spokesperson.

ISIS also known as ISIL are big fans of the PGA Tour.

"Ah we always watch the golf on a Sunday. We get all the prayers, wife beating, and terror planning done early so we can get a free run at the PGA Tour coverage. That guy Tim Finchem is a legend. All the lads love him. They call him Finchy Ali Ackbar. He'd make a brilliant supreme leader."

More as it emerges.

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