A group of Russian cyber terrorists are being blamed for comments made by Jason Day yesterday stating that he intended to play even slower in 2017.

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Russian cyber terrorists are believed to have hacked into Jason Day's ass.
Suspicions were aroused when, during a normal press conference at the Tournament Of Champions, journalists were suddenly awoken to the sight of Day jumping up and down with what appeared to be a USB cable dangling out of his ass and shouting "zero zero one one zero zero one I think there were a couple things that I didn't do as well the second half in the season. I wasn't as deliberate going into a golf shot. Gathering the information, I wasn't as deliberate. Obviously, everyone wants to speed up the game. Obviously, that's a big subject in golf, to speed up the game. But in my opinion, I don't care so much about speeding up my game. I've got to get back to what makes me good."

The Russian hackers behind the incident are believed to be the same ones who helped Hilary Clinton lose the US Presidential Election and are known to be very adept at downloading really good copies of films that are still in the cinema.

More as it emerges.

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