Two time Masters Champion Bubba Watson could conceivably take over as World No.1 in the Official World Golf Wankings without even playing this week at the Honda Classic.

Bubba Watson set to take over at No.1 in Official World Golf Wankings
The algorithm used to calculate the Official World Golf Wanking points system has again come in for criticism today after it emerged that Watson could take over top spot if current No. 1 Danny Willett fails to make the cut or act like a wanker at the Honda Classic.

Willett has held onto top spot since the Ryder Cup in October 2016 and even led Watson by a massive 30 wankings points in the December 2016 Official World Golf Wankings after a spectacular performance in the BBC Sports Personality Of The Year vote.

The biggest mover in the latest Official World Golf Wankings came as a surprise to many as Rory McIlroy shot up 6,456 places in the list after turning up for a game of golf with the President of the United States wearing a simply awful pair of shorts which exposed his milk bottle legs.

Both Watson and Willett have a lot of Wanking Points to accumulate if they are to even come near Australian Robert Allenby who spent a whopping 208 weeks at No.1 in the Official World Golf Wankings between 2011 and 2015.

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