Pope Francis led millions of worshippers in prayer at the Vatican this morning that Patrick Reed doesn't ruin The Masters for everybody by winning it.

In his eulogy during a special Mass the Pontiff told the congregation that we have suffered through great wars, natural disasters, famine and catastrophes but Patrick Reed winning the Masters would be the final fucking straw.

Pope Francis went on to urge any Catholics attending the Masters over the weekend to try to tackle Reed to the ground, pour Holy Water on him and shout ‘the power of Christ compels you’ fifty times whilst holding a wooden cross in front of his face.

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