What could truly have been the most magical Par-3 Contest in Masters history was marred yesterday by thoughtless kids who chose to callously ruin the day by crying and wailing uncontrollably for no reason whatsoever other than to seek attention.

Masters organisers are now considering measures to ban ‘adorable’ toddlers in boiler suits from the par-3 competition after one, belonging to Kevin Chappell went into full meltdown mode on the sixth green and had to be picked up and led away.

Despite not having a shitty nappy and being full of Cow and Gate the little hooligan then ran back onto the green and picked up a ball "in play" before brazenly staging a sit down protest and bawling its lungs out.

"I mean it's wonderful to bring the kids out here today," said an exasperated Chappell with veins bulging out of his temple. "And hey my game is in good shape; I would have won the tournament if my adorable son hadn't picked up my ball and DQ'd me."

Par-3 Contest Highlights

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Jack's Grandson Hole in One

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