Sergio Garcia allayed fears for his mental health after taking 13 on a par-5 at The Masters by showing up for this mornings pre second round press conference all bright and chirpy.

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Sergio in the pond on 15 at 6am this morning.

"I've just been for a swim this morning lads," Garcia told the world's press. "An old bit of scuba-dive-age.  While you lazy bums were asleep in your beds. And guess what? I found all the balls I hit in there. All 304 of them. Every single last one of them.  And I got some lovely Pro-V1's in there too; they'll be perfect after I steep them in a bath full of bleach and hot water. Takes the scum clean off.  So take that.  Sergio wins.  I'll never have to buy a ball again AND I've got a shit-load of Pinnacles now too for practicing with."

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