Rickie Fowler will never win a Major Championship as long as he attempts to grow a moustache, according to celebrated swing coach Butch Harmon.

"I've seen more hair on a gooseberry," the legendary 95 year old told reporters at his $400 million retreat home in Texas.

"Rickie is a good kid, go Rickie, way to go Rickie, that's what I'm talkin' about Rickie, go Oklahoma State, but my God that kid must have the skin of a Thai Ladyboy not to be able to sprout some proper lip luggage," said Harmon.

Harmon, who coaches every American player in the World's top-50, ended with this word of advice to Fowler.

"I've worked with some greats over the years like Jose Maria Olazabal and Magnum P.I. that had to shave their fanny dusters every 20 minutes and I'm tellin' you right now Rickie will not win a Major until he stops spending all his time trying to grow that lipholstery and focusses on his Goddam game."

More as it emerges.

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