Korea have pledged to increase production of LPGA golfers from its current level of 20 million per year to a whopping 65 million by the year 2025.

"Their only real problem is finding names for them all," said a source. "Every three letter permutation plus every letter in the alphabet are already used up so they are planning on just giving them numbered registration plates like cars. It'd be much more efficient."

The Korean Government has reportedly opened a secret facility in a warehouse outside Seoul in which up to 5,000 LPGA players a day can be produced.

The move has prompted the US Government to consider placing a 6% import tariff on every Korean with a visor  being imported into the US.

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