After spending a mere two weeks in the gym PGA Tour star Bryson DeChambeau has stunned the bodybuilding world by winning the 2019 Mr Universe Title in California.

DeChambeau, who had initially "turned up" at the contest simply to research getting completely jacked up and buff to play golf, immediately impressed judges with his burgeoning muscles and the symmetry of his eight pack and was fast tracked into the finals.

Bryson DeChambeau during his routine at 2019 Mr Universe

After a pectacular evening of flexage, the contest came down to a playoff between DeChambeau and the three time defending Champion Dick Wilder.  Everything seems to be going smoothly for Wilder in the first muscle of the playoff when suddenly a little blood vessel near his eye burst as he attempted to smile while tensed up to the absolute maximum, which resulted in a points deduction.  That left the stage clear for DeChambeau to take the title with a near perfect double bicep curlage with one leg bend move.

"You’ve got to stay on top of your posing and whey protein game," said a delighted DeChambeau after. "And this Mr Universe title will help me unlock new ways of visualising winning golf tournaments in the third inception layer of my consciousness which if my calculations are correct will change the future and have me winning every tournament I play in next year."

DeChambeau intends to spend the entire Christmas in the gym and eating 30,000 calories a day in an attempt to blow his competition away in 2020.

"I'm going to rip the fucking doors clean off the Butler Cabin come Masters time," laughed DeChambeau before flipping over a table and leaving.

More as it emerges.

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