The big takeaway from Ernie Els Presidents Cup Captains picks is that he's very cleverly picked three guys who've never taken a good beating, to take the biennial beating against USA and Jason Day who's been playing to about 12 all Summer and is already fucked.



Els is backing Sungjae Im, Joaquin Niemann and Adam Hadwin to "be absolutely destroyed" at the Presidents Cup like what's happened every time except for once in 1998 when Peter Thompson was the Captain.

"My tactic was to pick some guys who've never been hammered by the Americans before," enthused Els who is hoping to lead the International Team to eight losses in a row.
"Im is a big boy and lives on burgers and Coke according to wikipedia so I'm looking forward to meeting him to seeing to seeing how well he can take a pummelling," explained Els.
"Adam Hadwin is Canadian I think, so he'll be very mannerly and will be able to take a good fucking hiding which is a wonderful trait," added Els.  "And Joaquin Niemann seems a lovely happy young lad....he will probably recover from the absolute drubbing after a few years."

More  as it emerges.



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