The PGA Tour has today issued a stark assessment on how the current Corona Virus crisis is affecting its players pockets.

Speaking through bullet proof glass from his oxygen tent in the North Pole PGA Tour boss Jay Monahan said
 "By our current projections, if the PGA Tour was to be suspended for another two months, players like Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy could theoretically run out of money by the year 2398.
But what is most concerning of all is that the poorest players on Tour, like I mean the totally shit guys, could run out of cash by 2067."

In other news Masters organisers have announced this years Masters will be postponed until October and if cant be played then the title will be awarded to Tiger Woods. Just because they can.

More as it emerges.

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