An exclusive survey carried out for GCD has revealed that 98% of Sky Sports Golf subscribers would like to see presenter Sarah Stirk wearing a sexy black leather outfit on air in the studio.

When asked why, the overwhelming majority said they would like to see Ms Stirk shed her 'girl next door' image and let the big guns out to breathe one night just for the hell of it.

Artists Impression of how Sarah Stirk might look if her head were crudely superimposed onto someone wearing a sexy leather outfit's body in the Sky Sports studio.
As part of the same survey, a lowly 0.02% of the 75,000 Sky subscribers polled expressed a wish to see Robert Lee present his broadcasts wearing Speedos.  Better news for Lee though was that 76% said they would not like to see him at all.

A unanimous 100% of those surveyed said that if Sky Sports Golf launched just one more channel on 407 that had just Ms Stirk presenting dressed in leather with the bonus option of no Robert Lee for the first six months they would happily pay an extra £20 a month.

Denis Pugh was voted Sky Sports Golf's 'most popular analyst' with 43% of the total vote.  Viewers said Pugh "was the person they would most trust to help them negotiate their way out of financial difficulty with a bank or other lending institution."

The survey also revealed that 87% of viewers were unaware of how many PGA Tour appearances Gary Christian had but were very thankful to Sky Sports for constantly telling them because they always wondered and it's not on wikipedia.

See the full survey here.



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