Colin Montgomerie has been named as the new United States Secretary of State.  The shock announcement was made this evening by President Trump after playing a round of golf with the Ryder Cup legend.

"A lot of people are saying that Monty is really really clever guy, and he can do tremendous things for the United States, and you know what.....that Mike Pompeo guy is really stupid, tremendously stupid so I'm putting Monty in there," said the President.

"Monty is from Scotland, you know I'm Scottish too, a lot of great people are Scottish, from Scotland, it's a tremendous country, I have a hotel there, and a golf course, more than one incidentally, a tremendous country. I might host the G8 there."

"And hey Monty is good at golf, not as good as me by the way, but he's good lemme tell you.  And he's gonna do a tremendous job for us in China," the President added.

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