Poor old Tiger Woods was grilled like OJ Simpson in his Scottsdale press conference and started off quite chipper joking to the media about what happened his front tooth and explained that "there's not a lot of brown dudes at the skiing!"

"That didn't feel very good," said Woods, explaining the sequence of events that resulted in his tooth getting knocked out. "I was looking down, and all the camera guys are below me on their knees or moving all around, trying to get a picture because she's hugging people, saying congratulations to the other racers as they are coming down. Some already finished, some are there already in the changing area."

"Dude with a video camera on his shoulder, right in front of me, kneeling, stood up and turned and caught me square on the mouth. He chipped that one, cracked the other one."

"And so then, you know, I'm trying to keep this thing so the blood is not all over the place, and luckily he hit the one I had the root canal on. That's the one that chipped. But the other one had to be fixed, as well, because it had cracks all through it."

Wouldn't you know it, Tiger's favourite people then more or less say they don't believe him and say there were no blood soaked Getty Images to prove his case.

Ask him hows his game someone!

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