Speaking at a packed press conference in Phoenix today, Robert Allenby told the media that he intends to have a few glasses of wine this evening and miss the first two and half hours of the SuperBowl. 

"Yes I'm most likely going to be out cold completely for all the pre-game bullshit and Katy Perry's halftime show but I should be regaining consciousness just in time to get the final quarter," said Allenby. "The credit card has been cleared, the strippers arrived in from Hawaii this morning and this time I've got a helmet so I'm good to go. Go Pats!"

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