Police and officials from the ASPCA surrounded Patrick Reed's Texas home today after a neighbor discovered a giant creature in his garage.

The alarm was initially raised after locals reported seeing smoke coming from the two car garage at Reed's Houston home.   On investigation they discovered the captive animal, later identified as a dragon, chained and in an emaciated state.

A collar bearing the name "DROGON" led Animal Welfare officials back to its owner, TV celebrity and self proclaimed "Mother Of Dragons" Daenerys Targaryan.  She had reported the adolescent dragon missing from the city of Astapor some weeks earlier after if fled following a teenage huff.

Speaking at a packed press conference at the WGC Matchplay Patrick Reed denied stealing the dragon, claiming it "just landed on my roof." "It needed a hug, I needed a hug so I thought, what the fu*k I'll keep it," Reed said. "But I didn't steal it."

More as it emerges.

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