Medical experts have warned top golfer Patrick Reed that he is slowly chopping his own head off by wearing a black necklace far too tight around his neck.

"We reckon that at the current rate of constriction Patrick's head will lop off all on it's own sometime in the Summer of 2017," said Professor Stefan Lashtikbant, Chief of Decapitation Studies at the University of Michigan.

Reed has never removed the "Scrappy Dappy Doo" choker from around his neck since receiving it as a Christmas Present aged four.  The jumped up annoying little bastard who is always looking to start a fight, is Scooby Doo's nephew.

More as it emerges.

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