Thanks Dwayne in Rhode Island for sending me this. Top class!

>>>>>>> Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'how do you stay in such great physical condition?'



>>>>>>> I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says Silvio, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.


>>>>>>> I have a glass of vino, and all is well.'



>>>>>>> "'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?'



>>>>>>> 'Who said my Father's dead?'



>>>>>>> The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive. How old is he?'



>>>>>>> 'He's 100 years old,' says Silvio. 'In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian and he's a golfer, too.'



>>>>>>> 'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'




>>>>>>> 'Who said my Nonno's dead?'



>>>>>>> Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?'




>>>>>>> 'He's 118 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer.




>>>>>>> The doctor is getting frustrated at this point,



>>>>>>> 'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'



>>>>>>> 'No, Nonno couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'




>>>>>>> At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married? Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?'





>>>>>>> 'Who said he wanted to get married?"
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