Robert Allenby starts the Sony Open today complete with a new caddie who is determined to prove his innocence following last year's incident on the island.

Allenby has hired the services of Kenny Krats a former state prosecutor who fell on hard times and took up caddying.

"To me this looks like a pretty cut and dried case," said Kratz. "I'm thinking that beyond the wine bar, some hookers, a kidnapping, a credit card, a lady, a big rock, and finding his beaten body there isn't a shred of evidence.  I'm going to call it the Robert Allenby Project Exoneration. It's a pretty long name though we made have to abbreviate!"

More as it emerges.

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