In a shock move today TaylorMade Golf have announced they have captured the signature of Jesus Christ as a brand ambassador for the 2018 season.

Just days after Dustin Johnson hit a 431 yard drive in Kapalua, the only son of God has put pen to paper and signed a deal to use the new M4 driver.

Jesus showing his off his new M4 driver earlier.

The 12 month deal sees Jesus move from a PXG000011011 driver to the new M4.
“I've only really taken up golf about 200 years ago so I'm still learning about club technology,” Christ told reporters at a press conference in Dubai today. “But when I saw Dustin Johnson with his new M4 driver and that twisty face thingy I said I have to have that. I paid a fortune for a PXG driver last year but its totally shit. Maybe Dad could use it on the Champions Tour or something rather than throwing it out in the shed.”

Spokesman for TaylorMade Billy Bazzler said "We are blessed to have Mr. Christ joining the likes of Johnson, Day, Rahm and McIlroy in our stable, no pun intended. Aside from Tiger Woods, Jesus Christ is about as big as a signing as their is in golf right now."

“As you can imagine I’ve been flat out busy over the Christmas,” Jesus continued to reporters. “But the worst of it is over now and I'm really looking forward to spending a couple over weeks out here in Dubai resting and dialling in my setup with my M4 for the coming season.  Dad, Peter and Judas are all out here too and we are trying to get Donald Trump out for a round.”

Speaking from his luxury Burj Khalifa apartment Jesus also urged golfers to "always forgive and to love thy neighbour as themselves, including those godless PXG heathens who rip people off."

"There is a lot of golf to be played between now and Easter!" Jesus joked with reporters as he headed out to the range.

More as it emerges. Amen.

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