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Turned out this parody was prophetic!!

Sergio Garcia continued the tradition of Masters Champions donating an item of special significance to Augusta National by gifting his wife's Spain Bikini to the collection.

"I came back to the rental house at Augusta a bit down in the dumps after the first round last year and next thing Angela just jumped up out from behind the wardrobe with this Spain bikini on and she was like bouncing up and down and bending over and stuff and it just lifted my......spirits," Garcia told reporters.  "So much so that I actually wore the entire bikini under my clothes during the final round.  The excruciating tension of the knicker section on my ballsack really kept me focussed."
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The bikini, adorned with the Spanish national crest on both boobs, will be displayed in the Augusta National grill room alongside Horton Smith's putter from the very first Masters and Tiger Woods famous 6-iron that came through the back window of his SUV.

And besides she's heavily pregnant right now, man she's huge, enormous....like......as big as a walrus on a David Attenborough documentary, and she can't bear the sight of the bikini anymore!," Garcia joked as he left to meet friends for beers. "Better keep my phone on though in case there's some news!!"

More as it emerges.

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