With our US Correspondent Chad Scorovski in Washington

Fears that the 2020 Ryder Cup matches may be cancelled grew following the first Presidential Oval Office address last night.

Using full sentences containing nouns and verbs and without repetition  and reading from an autocue the President congratulated Padraig Harrington on being appointed European Captain but warned that no US Captain will be picked or the 2020 Ryder Cup matches even considered until the border wall with Mexico is built.

The President used the address to stoke fears of illegal gay Mexican Muslims trying to get over the border and onto the US Team and then refusing to play with Patrick Reed.  He warned of “vast quantities of bogeys” and catastrophic 10 and 9 losses and blamed Democrats for uncut fairways and massive divots on greens.

“I'm only looking for $5.7 billion to build this physical barrier,” the President said. “Rory McIlroy gets that just for showing up at an event; Tiger Woods gave 18 times that to his ex-wife for Christ sakes."

More as it emerges.

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