The world of golf can breathe easy again this morning, when after an eight hour conclave, all 17 of Tiger Woods' personal physicians agreed that his neck strain is not career ending and he'll actually be grand again in a day or two.

Tiger Woods dropping the kids to school this morning.

Woods was placed in a protective neck brace and rushed to hospital in Florida Monday after turning his head suddenly to get a good look at a blonde woman with large boobs whilst out jogging.

The incident prompted fears that his golf career was definitely over this time causing shares in TaylorMade and Bridgestone to plummet.

“Tiger was out jogging and appears to have suffered a little neck spasm whilst twisting his head to cop a look at some big bouncy hooters,” said chief physician Gerry Reinoff, “That neck was used being twisted by young ladies and many many older ones too back in day but its not as supple now and Tiger needs to be careful when he's checking out the menu if you know what I mean,” laughed Reinoff.

“Golf-wise Tiger should be fine in a day or two.  We removed a couple of vertebrae from his neck that we think he doesn't use much anyway,” he added.

More as it emerges.

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