Warning: Contains Love Island "Lingo"

In the latest European Tour Love Island latest, Keith trying to act as peacemaker, has invited Matt over to the chat area for a bit of a chat after his falling out with Dave.

Keith: Not being funny Matt, you're a Bev, but you're acting like a complete tuna melt with Dave.

Matt: What do you mean Keith, we're fine. Dave ticks a lot of boxes for me.

Keith: Nope. I got a text. Said you mugged Dave off in Germany.

Matt: Okay I admit it.  My head's been turned Keith. Buff bloke from Argentina over there.

Keith: Think you need a recoupling mate?

Matt: I do Keith. I'm here to find love mate, and I just don't get the same connection anymore with Dave.

Keith: Okay mate. Come on hug it out.  I'll get grafting on the media and make it all go away.

Matt: Actually Keith, I'd like to get to know you better......

Keith: Don't fuckin' push it mate.

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