Rory McIlroy shocked fans by sensationally smashing his Samsung Galaxy S4 off the wall of the clubhouse at TPC Harding Park today after failing four times to take a screenshot.   

According to witnesses the phone returned to the homescreen multiple times after the four time Major Champion failed to hold down the middle and top right buttons at exactly the same time.

It is believed the World Number One was attempting to snap a really fully text conversation he then intended to tweet to his followers.

"This stupid mother f**king piece of shite," McIlroy shouted before hurling the mobile device in the direction of the red brick clubhouse gable where it smashed on impact. "How can they make a phone that does all this amazing stuff, yet make taking a screenshot into some sort of sick twisted sensory coordination game?"

Officials from Vodafone later confirmed that McIlroy is not due an upgrade for another eight months and had chosen not to add insurance to his monthly red essentials tariff thinking it a ripoff

It is believed he will now revert to using a Nokia 3310 that was in a drawer in the kitchen for the foreseeable future.  
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