Speaking from his official residence in Summer Bay, Australian Prime Minister Alf Stewart appeared on live television to congratulate Jason Day on his PGA Championsip win.

"It's about bloody time you won one young fella," said Mister Stewart addressing Day by video link in Wisconsin. "I heard you were you a bit crook earlier in the year and had to go the hospital in the city for some flamin' tests. So good on ya. Right O, I'm off out to catch some snags."
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 Prime Minister Stewart later announced a national holiday to celebrate the fact that no English player won.  A homecoming party is also planned in Day's home town of Doginatuckerbox.

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