Finding himself just three shots off the lead at the Quicken Loans National after 36 holes Tiger Woods has come out fighting and vowed not to shit himself on 'moving day' Saturday.

In a statement on his website Woods said "My patterns this week are good and I haven't shit myself over a drive or filled my pants on a short shot yet.  I'm looking forward to a weekend of solid golf and cruising into contention just like old times and not snap hooking the driver, duffing irons, flubbing wedges, boning chips six foot off the ground through the green or any mental stuff like that."

Woods also took the opportunity to deny rumours of a split between himself and coach Chris Como.

"Chris just isn't here this week and any speculation that the reason I'm not shitting myself is because he's not on with range lining me up the completely wrong way and confusing the crap out of me is purely false," Woods said.

The third round of the Quicken Loans National takes place later.

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