Martin Kaymer has emerged today as the World's last hope of convincing America not to leave the Paris Climate Agreement and destroy the Earth forever.

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The Dalai Kaymer to make a twitter video the US President today.
The universally loved German has been asked by World leaders to make a twitter video asking the USA not to abandon the deal and join Syria and Nicaragua as the only abstainers.

Kaymer is credited with convincing Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khameini to cut back a bit more on it's nuclear program after a late night twitter video in 2015.

"I'll do my best to get America to change its mind and rejoin the Paris Deal," said Kaymer. "I just have to pop to North Korea this weekend first though; they don't allow twitter videos there so I'm organising a big group hug thing with Kim Jong Un and some Generals for the Guinness Book Of World Records but I'm free from Tuesday on."

Kaymer spent last night filming an impassioned plea to the media to leave Tiger Woods alone.

The world awaits.

Speaking of Tiger it has been a tough few days for his manager.

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